Betty's Got A Bass Boat

Now Betty was your average ordinary girl
 Never wanted very much out of this world
 Just an occasional dinner and twirl
 From a regular guy
 So Betty sat up one lonely night
 Trying to figure out what a man might like
 Then like a bolt right out of the blue
 She got herself a plan
 Betty's got a bass boat
 Betty's got a truck
 All of a sudden things are looking up
 She's the most popular girl in town
 since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
 Might be coincidental
 Oh you just might never know
 Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat
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 Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard
 There's a half a dozen bubba's fightin' in the yard
 She won 'em over with her southern charm
 And a satellite dish
 Now Betty can't believe her popularity
 She's thinkin 'bout marketing her recipe
 So ironic and the funny thing is
 She never even liked to fish
 Betty's got a bass boat
 Betty's got a truck
 All of a sudden things are looking up
 She's the most popular girl in town
 Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
 Might be coincidental
 Oh you just might never know
 Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat
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 She's got bowling shoes
 She can't lose
 She's got those boys just blowin' their fuse
 She's got a big screen
 She's in the in scene
 They're even gonna make her strawberry queen
 Betty's got a bass boat
 Betty's got a truck
 All of a sudden things are looking up
 She's the most popular girl in town
 Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
 Might be coincidental
 Oh you just don't ever know
 Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a...
 Ooooh
 Things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat
 Hey look at Betty
 Look at her go
 Bye bye
 Bon voyage