Girl in a Box

I've got a girl in a box, Keep her under my bed.
 It sure must get hot in the summertime.
 I get her out when there's nothing else to do.
 And there's nothing on TV, When I can't see you.
 Wife don't mind if I give her a child.
 My wife don't mind. She thinks it's pretty wild
 I've got this girl in a box, I got a girl in a box.
 I'll keep her 'till the day
 I'll keep her 'till the day
 I'll keep her 'till the day
 That I die.
 And I hope I die in the nighttime
 With my TV on and a beer in my hand
 And you by my side.
 I got a girl in a box
 We play games.
 I'm anything I'm not
 But I wanna be, Yeah, I wanna be.
 She'll be a slut, a dirty little whore.
 Or the girl next door, Or my bride instead.
 Or I'll cut off her head, If I want to, Yeah, I want to.
 I'll keep her 'till the day
 I'll keep her 'till the day
 I'll keep her 'till the day That I die.
 I've got a girl in a box.
 I got a girl in a box.