Good Day, Good Sir (Interlude)

Ah, such sweet sound
 The fiddler on the fucking roof
 Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
 Indeed it is, sir
 Good day, good sir
 How do you do?
 Look Fine
 Fantasically Well. I am certainly not Fine by far
 But you could say I'm close to Spectacular
 Close to Spectacular?
 How so?
 Open your eyes!
 Spectacular's right in front of you!
 Whatever you say
 You're Spectacular
 No, I'm Fantasically Well
 Come on, man, make up your mind
 A minute ago you said you were Fine
 No, I said I'm close to Spectacular but I'm meeting Fine in a minute
 Close to Spectacular?
 You said you were Fantasically Well!
 Exactly!
 Exactly?
 Which one are you?
 Close to Spectacular or Fantasically Well?
 I am certainly and without a doubt Fantasically Well
 And was close to Spectacular, but I must say, Good Sir, you just pissed Spectacular off
 And don't even mention Exactly
 But here comes Fine right now
 Oh Lord, she is Fine
 Gentlemen?
 Behold, a lady