The Reynolds Pamphlet

The Reynolds Pamphlet
 Have you read this?
 Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair
 And he wrote it down right there
 Highlights!
 "The charge against me is in connection with one James Reynolds
 For purposes of improper speculation
 My real crime is an amorous connection with his wife
 For a considerable time with his knowing consent"
 Damn!
 "I had frequent meetings with her
 Most of them at my own house"
 At his own house!
 At his own house
 Damn!
 "Mrs. Hamilton, with our children, being absent
 On a visit to her father"
 No
 Boo!
 Have you read this sh-?
 Well, he's never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 That's one less thing to worry about
 That's one less thing to worry about
 I came as soon as I heard (what?)
 Angelica-
 All the way from London?!
 Damn!
 Angelica, thank God
 Someone who understands what I'm
 Struggling here to do
 I'm not here for you (ooh!)
 I know my sister like I know my own mind
 You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
 I love my sister more than anything in this life
 I will choose her happiness over mine every time
 Put what we had aside, I'm standing at her side
 You could never be satisfied, God, I hope you're satisfied
 Well, he's never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 Never gon' be President now
 That's one less thing to worry about
 That's one less thing to worry about
 Hey, at least he (I) was honest with our (he's never gon' be President now)
 Money (he's never gon' be President now)
 Never gon' be president now
 Hey, at least he (I) was honest with our (he's never gon' be President now)
 Money (that's one less thing to worry about)
 That's one less thing to worry about
 The Reynolds Pamphlet
 Have you read this?
 You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
 His poor wife