You're a Vampire

I'd kiss your teeth
 I'd do your taxes
 I'd be your girl
 If you weren't a vampire
 You look so sharp
 In your cloak and slippers
 I'd be your girl if you weren't a vampire
 I'd like to go on a picnic with you
 But you'll explode in the sun
 I'd introduce you to all of my friends
 But you always drink their blood
 You always drink their blood
 La La La
 Let's go outside
 And chase the squirrels
 And drain their blood
 Because you're a vampire
 I'd like to go on a picnic with you
 But you'll explode in the sun
 I'd introduce you to all of my friends
 But you always drink their blood
 You always drink their blood
 But you're so sweet
 When you're on a feeding frenzy
 You look so fine
 When you murdered my whole family
 I have a stake
 But I swear I wouldn't use it
 It's decorative
 Like the velvet painting of
 Richard Dean Anderson
 I'll kiss your teeth
 I'll do your taxes
 I'll be your girl
 Because you're a vampire
 I'd like to go on a picnic with you
 But you'll explode in the sun
 I'd introduce you to all of my friends
 But you always drink their blood
 I'd like to go on a picnic with you
 But you'll explode in the sun
 I'd introduce you to all of my friends
 But you always drink their blood
 You always drink their blood
 Because you're a vampire