Big Stomach

She's got a big stomach
 And she's right there on my TV
 She's sweating and she's groaning
 It's about to maek me queasy
 She yells to boil water
 Pull the sheets of the bed
 Cosby says to grab your lip
 And yank it over your head
 Chorus:
 Labor ain't no easy thing
 Life is what your toil brings
 Can't give birth without some strain
 Life is more than worth the pain
 "Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet!
 I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!"
 I've got a big vision
 I'm veggin' watching TV
 "It's not by might or power..."
 So I'm gonna take it easy
 Don't think I'm not busy
 Ain't no lazy jerk
 I'm dreaming of the glory
 While the Lord does all the work
 Labor ain't no easy thing
 Life is what your toil brings
 Can't give birth without some strain
 Life is more than worth the pain
 "Sweet Jesus! Sweet Jesus!
 I don't know anything about birthin' no vision"
 You gotta push (Push!)
 You gotta shove (Shove!)
 A stork ain't gonna drop it in your lap from above
 You gotta push (Push!)
 You gotta shove (Shove!)
 You gotta pray and work with lots of tears and love
 If I don't busy
 I've dreamt to no avail
 I'm gonna have to pay the price
 Of a woman in travail
 Labor ain't no easy thing
 Life is what your toil brings
 Can't give birth without some strain
 Life is more than worth the pain