Barrier Reef

The Empty Bottle was half-empty tide was low and I was thirsty
 Saw her sitting at the bar you know how some girls are
 Always making eyes well she wasn't making eyes
 So I sidled up beside her settled down and shouted hi there
 My name's Stewart Ransom Miller I'm a serial lady killer
 She said I'm already dead that's exactly what she said
 So we tripped the lights fantastic we was both made of elastic
 Midnight came and midnight went and I thought I was the president
 She said do you have a car and I said do I have a car?
 What's so great about the barrier reef
 What's so fine about art
 What's so good about a Good Times van
 When you're working on a broken working on a broken
 Working on a broken man
 My heart wasn't in it not for one single minute
 I went through the motions with her her on top and me on liqour
 Didn't do no good well I didn't think it would
 What's so great about the barrier reef
 What's so fine about art
 What's so good about a Good Times van
 When you're working on a broken working on a broken
 Working on a broken man