Intro - 2020 Remaster

I never saw so many people tonight
 I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good
 I'm glad that y'all givin' it up for him, y'all givin' it up for him
 That's good y'all make me want to cry or somethin'
 Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night
 For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones
 Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low
 And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before
 Somethin' that,
 That nobody in the history of rap ever set they self to do
 This fuckin' guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin' crazy
 He's somethin' insane, he's the greatest performer every since
 What's the guys name? Ol' Dirty
 James Brown, he's bad and he's a cool guy
 And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him
 Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns
 From the moons of Pluto, back down to Earth
 Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for
 The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol' Dirty Bastard, I love that guy
 Yes, how y'all doin' out there?
 I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night
 'Cause I'm happy to be living, you know
 A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit
 You know and I don't know man it just feel good to be here man
 You know what I'm sayin'?
 And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all
 You know, but, but I really came here tonight
 For one reason, just 'cause I don't need to cry
 I don't need to cry, dub you can play that shit man, play it man
 I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all
 When I got burnt, gonorrhea
 Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamn it
 Oh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea
 So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times
 When you really look at it
 Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off
 Yeah, the bitch died, I killed the bitch
 She suffered a long pain bitchy ass go bitch had to go
 I, I knew the bitch for ten minutes of her life
 But the pussy was good, yes the pussy was good
 I just want you to know girl
 That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written
 By Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this shit
 It's just a poem that I writ for you girl
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 The first time, ever you sucked my dick
 Thank you, thank you
 I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls
 Somethin' shot out of me real fast, first time
 Nah, I'm just kidding witch'all
 How y'all feelin', listen to the album 'cuz it's bangin'
 We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six
 I know that but I want to create a new chamber
 Oh, and what would that be?