Christmas Is My Favorite Time of Year

Yeah, don't you love the yuletide fun?
 There's joy and cheer for everyone
 I wait for Santa with a gun
 Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year
 Some sugar plums I haven't kissed
 But mistletoe I must resist
 'Cause I'm on St. Frank's most wanted list
 Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year
 And there's a home where you can't go
 And there's a life that's full of love you used to know
 For me, it's true, but kid, not you
 'Cause your family's here
 Yeah, they're still yours to hold
 If you come in from the cold
 So if tomorrow, Santa's flown
 The tree is down and you're alone
 I'm always here right by the phone
 Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year
 Wait a minute, wait a minute
 You didn't call me to apologize, did you?
 You got no one else to talk to
 Look out the window
 Why?
 Just do it
 I'll call you soon but who knows when?
 And Frank, I hope we'll meet again
 Like when you're serving eight to ten
 Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year
 He's a kid?
 He's a kid!