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I judge by what she's wearing
 Just how many heads I'm tearing
 Off of assholes coming on to her
 Each night seems like it's getting worse
 And I wish she'd take the night off
 So I don't have to fight off
 Every asshole coming on to her
 It happens every night she works
 They'll go and ask the DJ
 Find out just what would she say
 If they all tried coming on to her
 Don't they know it's never gonna work?
 They think they'll get inside her
 With every drink they buy her
 As they all try coming on to her
 This time somebody's getting hurt
 Here comes the next contestant
 Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
 Is that your hand?
 I wish you'd do it again
 I'll watch you leave here limping
 I wish you'd do it again
 I'll watch you leave here limping
 There goes the next contestant
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 Well, I even fear the ladies
 They're cool but twice as crazy
 Just as bad for coming on to her
 Don't they know it's never gonna work?
 And each time she bats an eyelash
 Somebody's grabbing her ass
 Everyone keeps coming on to her
 This time somebody's getting hurt
 Here comes the next contestant
 Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
 Is that your hand?
 I wish you'd do it again
 I'll watch you leave here limping
 I wish you'd do it again
 I'll watch you leave here limping
 There goes the next contestant
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 I'm hating what she's wearing
 Everybody here keeps staring
 Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
 This time somebody's getting hurt
 Here comes the next contestant
 Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
 Is that your hand?
 I wish you'd do it again
 I'll watch you leave here limping
 I wish you'd do it again
 I'll watch you leave here limping
 And I wish you'd do it again
 (Each night seems like it's getting worse)
 I wish you'd do it again
 (This time somebody's getting hurt)
 There goes the next contestant