(You Aren't So) Beautiful

Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade
 From the dark side of the moon
 You hide your absence with mascara
 Like a million dollar suit (ooh)
 I heard you washed your hands of Timothy
 I thought you swore you loved him best
 You turned his savings into silicone
 And slapped it to your chest (ooh)
 But he should have known better
 Than to think that he was different
 Than the hundred other guys
 That had already fallen victim
 But you know that I know
 That you aren't so beautiful
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 I used to think that you were paradise
 I used to say that you were sweet
 But then you opened up your mouth
 And made a fool out of me
 I never once considered suicide
 I guessed it just wasn't for me
 But then I dreamed I had your baby
 And I learned empathy (ooh)
 You say Jesus is your best friend
 Well he doesn't understand
 Why you're flipping off the camera
 With a joint on Instagram
 Well he knows and I know that
 You aren't so beautiful
 Baby, no
 You aren't so beautiful
 To me
 You aren't so beautiful
 Lady
 You aren't so beautiful
 Can't you see?
 I hear you're getting back with Timothy
 I could have sworn he was engaged
 You'll wreck his life until it's worthless
 And you'll turn another page (ooh)
 But you're so self-involved
 You'll probably listen to this song
 And sing along with every word
 At the end cry
 "Oh my God, I know
 This song is so
 Tiffany, Jessica, Miranda, Elizabeth, Samantha
 Taylor and Tara and Ashley and Abby and Katie
 And Sarah and Shelby, Amanda"
 But darling
 You aren't so beautiful
 Baby, no
 You aren't so beautiful
 To me
 You aren't so beautiful
 Lady
 You aren't so beautiful
 Can't you see?
 You aren't so beautiful
 (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade)
 You aren't so beautiful
 (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade)
 (From the dark side of the moon)
 You aren't so beautiful
 (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade)
 (From the dark side of the moon)
 You aren't so beautiful
 (Your eyes, they shine just like a lampshade)
 Can't you see
 You are not so beautiful to me