Geranium Thief

My name is Jim
 I've got letters to send
 But besides that
 My calendar's free
 I might pretend
 My dog's pregnant again
 But besides that
 My calendar's clean
 Well I used to be a geranium thief
 The devil, he'd call me by name
 Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
 And I don't want it
 I can see the flames inside my TV screen
 And I don't want it
 I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
 And I don't want it
 I can see the flames inside my TV screen
 And I don't want it
 My name is Jim
 I've got all kinds of kin
 But I'm starting to think
 They forgot about me
 And now I can't remember
 July through September
 But something tells me
 That it wasn't so pretty
 Well I used to be the commander and chief
 The master of my own domain
 Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
 And I don't want it
 I can see the flames inside my TV screen
 And I don't want it
 I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
 And I don't want it
 I can see the flames inside my TV screen
 And I don't want it
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 My name is Jim
 My bed's covered with sin
 But I can't help myself
 When I sleep
 I might pretend
 My dog's covered with skin
 But besides that
 My calendar's clean
 Well I used to drink from uranium creek
 Since then I ain't been the same
 Well I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
 And I don't want it
 I can see the flames inside my TV screen
 And I don't want it
 I can feel my veins becoming Vaseline
 And I don't want it
 I can see the flames inside my TV screen
 And I don't want it