All Men Are Liars

All men, all men are liars
 Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
 Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
 To pull this tooth
 All men are liars and that's the truth
 Well do you remember Rick Astley?
 He had a big fat hit it was ghastly
 He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down
 Well I'm here to tell you that dick's a clown
 Though he was just a boy when he made that vow
 I bet it all that he knows by now
 All men, all men are liars
 Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
 Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
 To pull this tooth
 All men are liars and that's the truth
 Among God's creatures man must be
 The most slimy and slippery now
 There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit
 Behind the little moustache he grew, a shifty brute
 All the one's start choking on the words they ate
 Sweating on getting their stories straight
 All men, all men are liars
 Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
 Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
 To pull this tooth
 All men are liars and that's the truth
 All men, all men are liars
 Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
 Hey girls, bring rusty pliers
 To pull this tooth
 All men are liars
 And all men are liars
 All men are liars
 All men are liars
 And that's the truth