Introducing Me

I'm, I'm good at wastin' time
 I think lyrics need to rhyme and you're not askin'
 But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache
 I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
 And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
 Otherwise, it smells like feet to me
 And I, I really like you when the moon looks like a toenail
 And I love you when you say my name
 If you wanna know, here it goes
 Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close
 Gonna let you see everything
 But remember that you asked for it
 I'll try to do my best to impress
 But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
 But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
 Well, you asked for it
 For your perusin', at times confusin'
 Slightly amusin', introducing me
 Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
 Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
 La-da-da-da
 La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da
 I never trust a dog to watch my food
 And I like to use the word "dude"
 As a noun or an adverb or an adjective
 And I, I never really been into cars
 I like really cool guitars and superheroes
 And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
 I love the sound of violins
 And makin' someone smile
 If you wanna know, here it goes
 Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close
 Gonna let you see everything
 But remember that you asked for it
 I'll try to do my best to impress
 But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
 But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
 Well, you asked for it
 For your perusin', at times confusin'
 Possibly amusin', introducing me
 Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
 So be careful when you ask next time
 So, if you wanna know, here it goes
 Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows if we're close
 Gonna let you see everything
 But remember that you asked for it
 I'll try to do my best to impress
 But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
 But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart
 Well, you asked for it
 For your perusin', at times confusin'
 Hopefully amusin', introducing me
 Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
 Do-do, do-do-do-do-do
 Do-do-do-do
 Introducing me