Skullfuck

Because I am hard, you will not like me
 But the more you hate me
 The more you will learn
 Now get up! Get on your feet!
 Bullshit! I can't hear you!
 Bullshit! I still can't hear you!
 Are you about to call me an asshole?
 Do you suck dicks?
 Are you a peter puffer?
 Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose
 I'll be watching you
 Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
 Now I'm gonna give you three seconds
 Exactly three fucking seconds!
 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs
 And skullfuck you!
 One, two, three! Argh!
 That's enough
 Get on your feet!
 You little scumbag!
 I got your name
 I got your ass!
 You will not laugh
 You will not cry
 You will learn by the numbers
 I will teach you
 Now get up, get on your feet
 Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
 You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
 Listen up
 Get on your feet!
 Out-fucking-standing!
 I will PT you all until you fucking die!
 Fuck you up
 Now get up
 Get on your feet!