Bells & Whistles

All aboard!
 It all seemed so simple
 Everything was going right on (right on) track
 Such a simple proposition
 But nothing's ever what it seems to be
 Rich or poor, what's done is done
 Now there's no more (no more) going back
 Full speed, full steam ahead
 And we're running (running) out of track
 When at first I met the fiend
 He whispered to me his fiendish scheme!
 Flip the switch!
 Change the course!
 Money's good!
 No remorse!
 Drunk on thoughts of harlots and gold
 Everything would be mine, or so I was told
 Reroute the train, my only task
 What for, and how, I dare not ask!
 Lined up at the station
 Everybody wants to ride the (ride the) train
 Such a tempting new adventure
 But nothing's ever what it seems to be
 Sheriff and deputy, banker and the hangman
 Everybody's here!
 The time has come to go!
 I tell them not to fear
 So all aboard!
 Stop!
 A scream from the caboose!
 It has begun!
 But why is there blood?
 I did not agree to murder
 This is supposed to be a robbery!
 The fiend has stabbed me in the back!
 He's a fiend with a plan and I trusted him well but then
 How could I know this would go straight to hell?
 With a whistle and a bell (a whistle and a bell)
 A whistle and a bell (a whistle and a bell)
 On a train I control on the route that I changed
 It's a nightmare and I am the one that's to blame
 With a whistle and a bell (a whistle and a bell)
 A whistle and a bell (a whistle and a bell)
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 All aboard this train of death are being slaughtered
 Right before my eyes!
 Guts are flying everywhere
 Propelled by fiendish lies!
 Dragged down the aisle, my shackled family
 Are slowly being flayed by the claws of the fiend!
 By the time I stop the train their skin is fully peeled
 The fiend is eating my wife's brain as a victory meal!
 What have I done? What have I done?!
 Gone and ruined a nice train ride for everyone!