Everything Happens to Me

I make a date for gown
 You can bet your life it rains
 Tried to give a party
 But the guy upstairs complains
 Guess I'll go through life
 Catching colds and missing trains
 Everything happens to me
 I never miss a thing
 I've had the measles and the mumps
 And every time I play an ace
 My partner always trumps
 Guess I'm just a fool
 Who never looks before he jumps
 Everything happens to me
 At first, I thought that you would break this jinx for me
 That love would turn the trick to end despair
 But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
 I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
 I've telegraphed and phoned
 Sent an air mail special too
 Your answer was goodbye
 There was even postage due
 Fell in love just once
 And it had to be with you
 Everything happens to me
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 I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
 Well, I've telegraphed and phoned
 Sent an air mail special too
 Your answer was goodbye
 There was even postage due
 Fell in love just once
 And it had to be with you
 Everything happens to me