Meridian Leeward

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 I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig
 'Til they shortened up my nose
 And they made me wear a wig
 I'm afraid the things on piggy farm
 Will never be the same
 Since they picked me for this job
 And they stuck me with a name
 It's a name, it's a name
 Who ever heard of a pig with a name like
 Meridian Leeward, that's my name
 I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
 I'm a flash ace pilot
 Got my name on the wing
 I hang around with people
 And they don't suspect a thing
 You look like a person but you know you're a pig
 I'm not afraid of dying
 From some mad man's gun or knife
 When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life
 I'm not a piggy anymore
 And I don't share that dread
 The other day for breakfast
 I ate half of Uncle Fred
 Uncle Fred, Uncle Fred
 I wonder who ate the other half of Fred?
 Meridian Leeward, that's my name
 I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
 I'm a flash ace pilot
 Got my name on the wing
 I hang around with people
 And they don't suspect a thing
 You look like a person but you know you're a pig
 I think I'd rather be a cop
 I think that's what I'd like to be
 I'd show you people a thing or two
 If a man in blue starts beating on you
 Look out 'cause it might be me
 You look like a cop but you know you're a pig
 Meridian Leeward, that's my name
 I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
 I'm a flash ace pilot
 Got my name on the wing
 I hang around with people
 And they don't suspect a thing
 You look like a cop but you know you're a pig