ONE

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
 Two can be as bad as one
 It's the loneliest number since well the number one
 
 Listen up, it gets worse
 No, is the saddest experience you'll ever know
 Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
 Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
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 It's just no good any more, babe, since you went away
 And now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
 All my troubles seem so far away
 'Cause one is the loneliest number that you will ever do
 Yes, one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
 One is the loneliest number, one is the loneliest number
 One is the loneliest number that you'll ever, ever, ever, ever do
 Well, I'm not kidding you
 Aw I am so depressed, I need a nap and a good therapist
 Don't you hate to eat alone? Bitter party of one?
 Ah that's all