Dead!

Yeah!
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 And if your heart stops beating
 I'll be here wondering
 Did you get what you deserve?
 The ending of your life
 And if you get to heaven
 I'll be here waiting, babe
 Did you get what you deserve?
 The end, and if your life won't wait
 Then your heart can't take this
 Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 No one ever had much nice to say, I
 Think they never liked you anyway
 Oh, take me from the hospital bed
 Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
 And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
 Oh, dead
 Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
 You never fell in love
 Did you get what you deserve?
 The ending of your life
 And if you get to heaven
 I'll be here waiting, babe
 Did you get what you deserve?
 The end, and if your life won't wait
 Then your heart can't take this
 Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 No one ever had much nice to say, I
 Think they never liked you anyway
 Oh, take me from the hospital bed
 Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
 And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
 And in my honest observation
 During this operation
 Found a complication in your heart, so long
 'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
 Maybe just two weeks to live
 Is that the most the both of you can give?
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 One, two, one, two, three, four
 La-la-la la-la
 La-la-la-la la-la
 La-la-la-la la-la-la
 Well, come on
 La-la-la la-la
 La-la-la-la la-la
 La-la-la-la la-la-la
 Oh, motherfucker
 If life ain't just a joke
 Then why are we laughing?
 If life ain't just a joke
 Then why are we laughing?
 If life ain't just a joke
 Then why are we laughing?
 If life ain't just a joke
 Then why am I dead?
 Dead!