I'm Ready

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
 I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
 That shoot tombstone bullets wearin' balls and chain
 I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite
 I hope some screwball start a fight
 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
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 All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
 I know you feel like I ain't nowhere
 But stop what your doin' baby come over here
 I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square
 Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
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 I been drinkin' gin like never before
 I feel so good I want you to know
 One more drink I wish you would
 It takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good
 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
 I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me