Neighbor

tell me all about your neighbor
 tell me something i don't know
 his chest is thicker
 i don't have to measure
 i know that it's bigger
 i don't know about your neighbor
 please don't talk about your neighbor
 i don't want to hear his name
 he's built like a barrel
 and his arms are large
 and my arms are skinny
 i really fear your neighbor
 he probably owns a gun
 but doesn't need it
 he could squash me like a bug
 and fix your car at the same time
 i just lost you to your neighbor
 but i don't think that he's your type
 he's always there and he makes you cook
 and you never cook
 retrieve a beer for your new neighbor
 where did i fall short
 when did you get so annoyed