Father Friendly - Live

dear father
 forgive me
 it's been 3 minutes since my last erection
 make it hard
 so hard
 hats off to the catholic church
 hats off to mary and jesus
 thanks for the guilt you gave me
 my conscience still enslaves me
 if beating off's a mortals sin
 then god what a mess i'm in
 hats off to the nun
 who beat up my best friend
 hats off to father friendly
 he's got those hands so manly
 he touched me in a special
 so special so special
 father friendly's making plans
 but god i hope they don't include his hands
 hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend
 hats off to corporal punishment
 hats off to the nun with the man hands
 thanks for the scar on my brothers neck
 father's tight grip choked him with sacred hands
 god made you the judge and jury
 brothers sister don't you worry
 hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend