The Animal Trainer And The Toad

many a year I was so confused
 and didnt know what to play
 But then I met a man who picked up his horn
 and showed me just what to say
 He was skinny and lean and he kept himself clean
 and he knew how to write them tunes
 Then came a day when we started to play
 And you know we conquered the moon
 Chorus
 I'm in a band
 A rock and roll band
 I'm in a band
 We called him Beethoven and then we showed them
 exactly where we wanted to go
 So we started a band and toured all the land
 A-rakin' in all of that dough
 We smoked a few cigs and we played a few gigs
 and never missed nearly a one
 We covered the States and we hit the Great Lakes
 And boy, did we have us some fun
 (Chorus)
 We had an idea so we put it in gear
 and soon we were out on the road
 We did it to play and they started to say
 The Animal Trainer and the Toad