Time to Get a Gun

My neighbor's car got stole last night
 Right out of his driveway
 We heard the dog 'a barking
 We never paid them any mind
 And Mary says she's gonna lock the door
 From now on when we go away
 I've been walking around this farm
 Wondering if it's time
 Time to get a gun
 That's what I been thinkin'
 I could afford one if I did
 Just a little less drinkin
 Time to put something between
 Me and the sun
 When the talking is over
 It's time to get a gun
 Last week a government man was there
 When I walked out of my back door
 He said "I'm sorry to bother you ma'am"
 It don't matter anymore
 'Cause even while we're talking
 Right here where we stand
 They're making plans for a four-lane highway
 And a big ole overpass
 Time to get a gun
 That's what I been thinkin'
 I could afford one if I did
 Just a little less drinkin'
 Time to put something between
 Me and the sun
 When the talking is over
 It's time to get a gun
 Mary says she's worried
 About herself and her kids
 She's never known anybody had a gun
 And her daddy never did
 Well I think it should be up to me
 'Cause when it's all said and done
 Somebody's gotta walk into the night
 And I'm gonna be that one
 Time to get a gun
 That's what I been thinkin'
 I could afford one if I did
 Just a little less drinkin'
 Time to put something between
 Me and the sun
 When the talking is over
 It's time to get a gun
 When the party is over
 It's time to get a gun