That's the Way That the World Goes 'Round

I know a gal got
 A lot to lose
 She's a pretty nice lady
 But she's kinda confused
 Got muscles in her head
 Ain't never been used
 Thinks she owns half
 Of this town
 Starts drinking heavy
 Gets a big red nose
 And she beats her old
 Man with her pantyhose
 And takes him out and
 Buys him new clothes
 That's the way that
 The world goes 'round
 That's the way that the
 World goes 'round
 One minute you're up and
 The next you're down
 It's a half an inch of water
 And you think you're gonna drown
 That's the way that the
 World goes 'round
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 Well I was sittin' in the tub
 Just a countin' my toes
 When the radiator broke
 And the water froze
 Got stuck in the ice
 Without any clothes
 Naked as the eyes of a clown
 I was crying ice cubes
 Hoping that I'd croak
 When the sun came through the
 Window and the ice all broke
 I said son of a gun man
 That's just a joke
 And that's the way that the
 World goes 'round
 That's the way that the
 World goes 'round
 One minute you're up and
 The next you're down
 It's a half an inch of water
 And you think you're gonna drown
 That's the way that the
 World goes 'round