It All Comes Out in the Wash

If you wear a white shirt to a crawfish boil
 Stonewashed jeans while you're changing the oil
 When you find yourself dating the bridesmaid's ex
 You accidentally bring him to the wedding, whoops
 If you pour yourself a Merlot to go
 You dip your fries in your ketchup on a bumpy road
 You spill the beans to your mama, sister got knocked up
 In a truck at the Seven-Eleven, don't sweat it
 Cause it'll all come out, all come out in the wash
 It'll all come out, all come out in the wash
 Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got
 You take the sin and the men and you throw 'em all in
 And you put that sucker on spin
 You got frisky with your boss at the copy machine
 You drunk-dialed your ex-husband, don't remember a thing
 Had a fancy dinner at your mother-in-law's
 Spilled A-one Sauce on her table cloth, don't sweat it
 A Tide stick will get it
 It'll all come out, all come out in the wash
 (All come out in the wash)
 It'll all come out, all come out in the wash
 (All come out in the wash)
 Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got
 You take the sin and the men and you throw 'em all in
 And then you put that sucker on spin
 Put that sucker on spin
 You gotta put that sucker on spin
 And the laundry list goes like this
 Every teardrop, every white lie
 Every dirty cotton sheet, let it line dry
 All the mistakes, all the wild streaks
 That's why the good Lord made bleach, oh
 Cause it'll all come out, all come out in the wash
 (All come out in the wash)
 It'll all come out, all come out in the wash
 (All come out in the wash)
 Every little stain, every little heartbreak, no matter how messy it got
 You take the sin and the men and you throw 'em all in
 And you put that sucker on spin
 Put that sucker on spin
 Yeah, put that sucker on spin
 Yeah, you put that sucker on spin
 (And around and around and around and around we go)
 ('Round and around and around and around we go)