Gravity Is a B**ch

It's been your 20s feeling that u're walking on the ceiling
 and you party like you're 8 feet tal
 You say work is for the birds
 Chasing dreams and mini skirts
 From here everything seem small
 Then 30's come around and you finally feel the ground
 Look around and maybe start planning
 For what the future holds
 And though you're far from old, your moisturizer's been less time tanning
 You're hanging over, but you're hanging in
 You're starting to look like all of your friends
 Conversations turned up from rock n' roll
 to kids and politics and how much money you owe
 Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
 You got places you can't even itch
 You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
 But you're never gonna beat it
 'Cause gravity is a bitch
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 Forty's kinda boring
 And you spend your time ignoring the things you don't see so clear
 Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on you ass
 You wonder how the hell to get down here
 You're happy in your fifties
 Though things are kinda shifty
 At Sixty you find peace of mind
 Go to bed at 8 o'clock and comb your hair if you still got it
 'Cause you're almost at the finish line
 You're hanging over, but you're hanging in
 You're starting to look like all of your friends
 Conversations turned up from rock n' roll
 to kids and politics and how much money you owe
 Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
 You got places that you can't even itch
 You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
 But you're never gonna beat it
 'Cause gravity is a bitch
 Yeah gravity is a bitch
 I'm here to tell ya
 Gravity is a bitch