Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

It took me five bars, saw 30 license plates
 I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
 I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kinda fool
 So I walked right in barehanded
 She was on his arm while he was playing pool
 Just like I used to do
 She kissed him while I got a beer
 She didn't think I'd show up here
 
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
 
 I watched her for a while, but I didn't like her walk
 Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault?
 She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
 Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate
 I wanna pitch
 Little bitch
 Well, those pretty girls can play their game
 But they're damn well gonna know my name
 
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend, hey
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 I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death
 I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
 Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
 'Cause, baby, to a hammer, everything looks like a nail
 I'm mad as hell
 Those pretty girls, they're all the same
 But they're damn well gonna know my name
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend