Rio Grande Blood

And now, a message from the President of the United States – George W. Bush
 I've adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics
 and I'm a dangerous, dangerous man
 with dangerous, dangerous weapons
 I want to drain the coal resources in America
 and foreign sources of crude oil
 I'm a weapon of mass destruction
 and I'm a brutal dictator
 and I'm evil
 I've got something that I must confess
 I make a profit off people oppressed
 I take the money 'til there's nothing left
 and all I gotta say is "yippee-aye-yay"
 Rio Grande Blood
 I want money
 I want your money
 I want crude oil
 it's the government's money
 I'm an asshole
 I can't remember the world such a mess
 not for the companies I like the best
 Exxon and Conoco – fuck all the rest
 and all I gotta say is "yippee-aye-yay"
 Rio Grande Blood
 I want money
 I want your money
 I want crude oil
 it's the government's money
 We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil (Halliburton)
 We went to war because of money (Halliburton)
 We will settle for nothing less than victory (Halliburton)
 We will settle for nothing less than crude oil
 Squeezing the working class whom I detest
 Taxing the poor so the rich can invest
 I know I'm an asshole but aren't you impressed
 and all I gotta say is "yippee-aye-yay"
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 I want crude oil
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 I want money
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