Ass Backwards

(Hello children
 Would you like to hear a story?
 Well okay then
 Let me tell you a story about
 One motherfucker
 Two motherfuckers
 Three motherfuckers
 Four motherfuckers
 One motherfucker
 Two motherfuckers
 Three motherfuckers
 They were born to roll)
 Well I rock, and you roll
 And I'm a stupid muthafucka' goin' outta control
 I'm a break the English language with my four-letter flow
 I know you fucking hate it, that's what I'm paid for
 'Cause I roll and you rock
 And if you don't fucking like it you can suck on my cock
 You want to get on down, I'm on fuck patrol
 The lights are on but nobody's home
 Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you
 You better just admit it 'cause you know that it's true
 I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
 I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado because
 (Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
 I go about things the wrong way baby
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 (Oh, oh-oh, ooh)
 I go about things the wrong way baby
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 (Oh my, they're having quite an adventure
 Let's turn the page, and see what the fuck they do next)
 'Cause I'm hard and you're soft
 I'm not only the client but I'm also the boss
 Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
 I'ma hit rock bottom with a round of applause
 'Cause I'm soft and you're hard
 And I'm the pussy-wussy-bugle boy from company retard
 I shoulda quit this shit long ago
 But I can't say no to all the fuckin' dough
 Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you
 You better just admit it 'cause you know that it's true
 I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
 I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado because
 (Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
 I go about things the wrong way baby
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 (Oh, oh-oh, ooh)
 I go about things the wrong way baby
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 (Oh my goodness!)
 Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
 Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
 Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
 Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
 When I thought I was out they pull me back in
 I thought I was out they pull me back in
 I thought I was out they pull me back in
 I thought I was out they pull me back i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in
 (Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
 I go about things the wrong way baby
 (Oh, oh-oh, ohh)
 I go about things the wrong way baby
 (Oh, oh-oh, ooh)
 I go about things the wrong way baby
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 Ass backwards
 (Well, that's all for now
 Goodnight, stupid children)