Little Light

As you flicker little light
 Find a date for me tonight
 Make her special, make her nice
 Make her wealthy and polite
 When the tabloids stop to see
 Everyone will envy me
 Can you find the perfect one?
 Little light, flicker on
 There she is, right on the screen
 She's as lovely as can be
 Send her email, then I call
 Hang her picture on my wall
 Buy her flowers, buy her rings
 Love the way she likes to sing
 Change the channel not again
 Little light, you are my friend
 Will you marry me Jeannette?
 Even though we've never met
 TV love is always true
 I know you would love me too
 Since the day I found your house
 The police have come around
 I still love you just as well
 Little light leaks from my cell
 Little light
 Little light
 Little light
 Little light