B'wana-He No Home

Don't you ever invite your boyfriend here-
 I like to be here alone.
 Just answer the door and feed the deer,
 And fight the telephone.
 Got to learn these words and I know you will
 Or I'll send you right back to Guayaquil
 Say " B'wana - He no home."
 Say " B'wana - He no home. "
 Got to peel your eyes for the heat, my dear.
 You got to froth and foam.
 Got to send away the mad puppeteer
 Who seems to think this is Home.
 I want you to speak the English right.
 I want you to smile and be polite.
 Say " B'wana - He no home."
 Say " B'wana - He no home. "
 I don't care if you drive my 220, honey...
 Don't let 'em steal my chrome.
 I don't care if you spend all my money, honey...
 Long as you leave me alone.
 I just want you to try to remember one thing:
 If somebody knocks or the telephone rings
 Say " B'wana - He no home. "
 Say " B'wana - He no home. "