Okie From Muskogee - Re-Recorded In Stereo

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
 We don't take no trips on LSD
 We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street
 We like livin' right, bein' free
 And we don't make no party out of lovin'
 We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo
 We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
 Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
 And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
 A place where even squares can have a ball
 We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
 And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
 And leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
 Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
 Football's still the roughest thing on campus
 And the kids there still respect the college dean
 And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
 A place where even squares can have a ball
 We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
 White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
 And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
 In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA