No Show Jones

Waylon and Willie are the outlaws
 Roger is the king of the road
 Everyone knows "Hag's" been in prison
 I didn't know that
 Dolly's got two good reasons she's well known
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 They call me no show Jones
 They call him no show Jones
 I'm seldom ever on
 He's seldom ever on
 The stage singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown
 They call him no show Jones
 They call me no show Jones
 Loretta is the coal miner's daughter
 Ah, she's mighty pretty Merle
 Johnny wears black, and stands there alone
 Whooo, that's lonesome
 Everyone knows that Kenny is the gambler
 What's Tammy?
 Tammy is the first lady of the Country song
 I'm still no show Jones
 He's still no show Jones
 Seldom ever on
 Seldom ever on
 The stage singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown
 They call him no show Jones
 They call me no show Jones
 They call me no show Jones
 They call him no show Jones
 I'm seldom ever on
 On what?
 The stage
 Singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown
 They call him no show Jones
 They call me no show Jones
 They call him no show...
 where're you at, George?