Pr0n S0ng

Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk
 no jest! it's time frontalot confessed:
 at the best of times got the worst of rhymes
 and I don't think I'm the first to find
 my life devoted less to lyrics
 than it is to my struggle for pyrrhic
 victory in the race to be
 teh intarweb's number one devotee
 of smutty little things that occur onscreen
 (risqu? to hey! quintuple-x obscene)
 MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly
 twins in positions unseemly
 my spleen ain't the part that gets vented
 I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it
 distended, probably oughta leave it alone
 spend more time stroking on the microphone
 got a boatload of midgets and they're in command
 of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands
 got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too
 and the braying's so dismaying when he starts to spoo
 gotta click close
 put it away
 'cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y
 lurking in #pass chans on the irc
 got dcc'd unexpectedly
 with an 80-minute XviD: Nuns In Heat
 Part Three, Bad Habits. I'm so l337
 that I had that one already
 skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy
 whipped it out, but to my chagrin
 one toss from a win and the boss walked in
 said "nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain't
 for a latex crucifix spanking a taint
 in big 32-bit color
 while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller"
 I said "you can't fire me