Crime Spree

What, oh, right
 Time for a crime spree
 MC Frontalot
 The arch criminal for some reason not
 Sought by authorities
 Though I been runnin' wild for days
 They's surely gonna track me down
 I'm the number one menace for miles around
 With the littering, the loitering, the mattress tags
 All the piratated MP3s I grabs
 All the cable I stole, certain bathroom wall I wrote on
 I'm so cruel and cold you put a coat on
 Even cheat on my tax
 From this life of crime there could be no turning back
 Ridin' all around on my bike with no helmet
 Commit mail fraud whenever I see a mailman
 Got a jaywalking ticket, I crumpled it up
 Still bump the bootleg 'cause I'm hangin' tough
 Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn
 Then I'll break it again, then I'll break it some more
 (MC Frontalot, you're so hardcore)
 Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn
 Now it seems like I break it all the time
 (This MC led a life of crime)
 (Yeah, we got a APB out on all rappers who are not MC Frontalot)
 (They're dangerous, they have guns...)
 Harder than a criminal's supposed to be
 Most of the FBI heard of this MC
 Called them up just to check
 This here's the Frontalot and I expect
 That y'all are trackin' me down
 Cat 'n' the mouse, gearin' it up for some chasin' around
 I mean you name it I done it
 Slandering, pandering, a couple hundred
 Uncleared samples I rock per track
 FBI's like "We're busy, we'll call you back"
 Yeah, if you can find me!
 Leave a trail of violated statutes behind me
 Winding in an impossible wake
 'Cause hard as I am, I don't think that I could take
 Prison for even a day
 "In that case, you should live lawfully"
 Too late
 Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn
 Then I'll break it again, then I'll break it some more
 (MC Frontalot, you're so hardcore)
 Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn
 Now it seems like I break it all the time
 (This MC led a life of crime)