Charisma Potion

Fuck you, look at my cool hat
 I could be anything, anytime
 With the right potion, invocation: many rhymes
 Expended in the process
 Compression so fresh, you wonder am I lossless
 Does it cost this too?
 Is there any question what I'm willing to do?
 Tip the lid off, tilt the flask in hand
 Taste like ass but the task is grand
 Been the lastest man picked for the kickball
 Incoordinate: to hit, I miss a brick wall
 That won't help an unpopular pick
 Take a swig, now I'm captaining shit
 And I'm putting legitimate players on duty
 To gather them beauties what thought I had cooties
 Is it one attribute you did not roll?
 Is it one bottle in the Bag of Hold?
 Is it one goal: to pass the stat check?
 To sip the extract, you command the respect
 Is it one attribute you did not roll?
 Is it one bottle in the Bag of Hold?
 Is it one goal: to pass the stat check?
 To sip the extract, you command the respect
 By the CHA on my character sheet
 Yes, I pencil a plus; thus, I deem it discrete
 From the inked-in single-digit charm that I got
 In initial calculations, weighted and fraught
 With compromises (not with surprises)
 No shock to the misers of points when I'm leveling up
 That the prizes all go in one cup (which one?)
 INT increased always and didn't start low
 Now it got so high, I get to fake the flow
 Just by figuring out the simulation and enacting
 I get crafty, take a vial's worth exactly
 Another couple sips, I'm up on top of the world
 Yet another to my lips, the way rhymes get hurled
 You'd affix to my person impossible statistic
 A temporary boost, it desists quick
 Yes, you might consider Frontalot an expert in the subject
 Soaking in the potion such a length, I make a subset
 Of bath-time wrinkles, devote them to this:
 Amplification of fabulousness
 Take a stab at a dis, note it doesn't connect
 So buffed, you don't even need to look up the check
 Just hand the dice over, hang the head low
 Don't blame it on the Captivation enchantment on the robe
 Boots of Beguiling leave a sparkle where I tread
 +8 Helm of Glamour merely flatters my head
 What I said was: the outfit is ornamental
 It's incidental. The elixir's effect is ungentle:
 It blends me with confident types
 If I lift a toast to them, am I being polite?
 To the kids who arbitrated on the topic of cool:
 Look at my cool hat and fuck you