Your Husband's Cheating On Us

She said, honey, you don't know me
 But I know you
 Do you mind if I come in
 It'll only take a minute or two
 And by the way I really like
 What you've done to this place
 It doesn't really surprise me
 'Cause we kind of have the same taste
 But that's enough small talk
 There's something that we need to discuss
 Your husband's cheating on us
 She said, you look surprised
 Well, I'm surprised that you never knew
 I can't believe you didn't pick up
 On my rather strong perfume
 (It was Giorgio)
 But anyway, we've been replaced
 And she's much younger than me and you
 And she's out there with him now
 Doing all the things that we used to do
 So why don't we get together
 You know, we could be dangerous
 'Cause your husband's cheating on us
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, snakes are in the kitchen
 Crows are on the line
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, the weather vane is twitching
 Can't you see the sign, sign, s-s-sign
 This is where I start to cry
 And she said, honey, you'll get over it
 Just never mind my fantasies
 Of cyanide or taking out a hit
 On second thought it's better, don't you think
 To make him wish that he was dead
 So promise me you'll take that creep
 For everything he's ever had instead
 I've got a Polaroid camera
 And a room number at the Hotel Nautilus
 Where your husband's cheating on us
 He's cheating on us