My Dreams

(Chris DuBois / Lee Thomas Miller)
 It's funny all the things a man can do when he's asleep
 Like playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV
 Or the next night I could the CEO of IBM
 Or making out with Sandra Bullock in the movie we're both in
 Oh, how perfect it would be
 If my life we're like my dreams.
 Chorus:
 But then again there is the one
 Where it's a normal day at work
 And I realize that I'm not wearing pants
 Or the one where I'm skydiving
 And my parachute won't open
 And I wake up screaming just before I land
 On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality
 'Cause it's a scary place to be
 There's no logic, there's no guarantee
 In My Dreams.
 John Lennon takes me riding in his yellow submarine
 Last night he even told me what I am the walrus means
 The alarm clock started ringing
 I hit snooze and closed my eyes
 And won a million bucks in Vegas every time I rolled the dice
 Oh, how perfect it would be
 If my life we're like my dreams.
 But then again there is the one
 Where I'm running through the forest
 From a psycho with a meat hook for a hand
 Or the one where Sandra Bullock
 Leaves me standing at the alter
 'Cause I got busted cutting off my mattress tag
 On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality
 'Cause it's a scary place to be
 There's no logic, there's no guarantee
 In My Dreams.
 --- Instrumental ---
 Oh how perfect it would be
 If my life we're like my dreams
 But then again there is the one
 Where it's a normal day at work
 And I realize that I'm not wearing pants
 Or the one where I'm skydiving
 And my parachute won't open
 And I realize that I'm not wearing pants
 But then again there is the one
 Where I'm running through the forest
 And I realize that I'm not wearing pants
 Or the one where Sandra Bullock
 Leaves me standing at the alter
 And I realize that I'm not wearing pants...