Cry Baby

My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy
 My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry
 If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys
 He's just a cry baby boy
 My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue
 He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do
 If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor
 He's just a cry baby bore
 I don't want to hurt his feelings
 But his outbursts have me really booing all the time
 If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby, la, la, la la la, la
 He's such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
 And I'll tell you something else
 My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed
 He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why
 If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died
 He's just a cry baby guy
 No kidding, oh dear
 My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so
 A cockroach seen in the diner and the tears flow out of the blue
 And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can
 He's such a cry baby, man
 I don't want to hurt his feelings
 But his outbursts have me really booing all the time
 If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby, la, la, la la la, la
 He's such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
 I love a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
 He's such a cry baby, la, la, la la la, la
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 Would you knock it off, please
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 Thank you