Act of Contrition

For thou art the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory
 
 Forever and ever amen
 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee
 Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy
 Oh my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee
 And I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishment
 But most of all, because I have offended Thee, oh my God
 Who art all good and deserving of all my love
 I firmly resolve with the help of Thy grace
 To confess my sins, to do penance, to amend my life
 And to avoid the temptations of evil
 Oh my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee
 And I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishment
 But most of all, because my God, I have offended Thee
 Who art all good
 Like I knew you would
 And deserving of all my love
 I reserve, I reserve, I reserve
 I reserve, I resolve
 I have a reservation
 I have a reservation!
 What do you mean it's not in the computer?!