Big Boat

Well, he says he's got a big boat
 A high roller
 And everybody knows its name
 Oh, it's a big boat and it pumps up the poor boys pride
 Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride
 Says he's got a big boat
 A wide load
 Enough to bring the party down
 Oh yeah a big boat,
 It ain't no carnival cruise
 Says he's got a big boat but it's just a fairy boat, enough to fit an extra one or two
 Says he's got a big boat, but it's just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride
 Says he's got a fast boat, talk about high speed
 But everybody knows the truth
 Oh hey, a big boat
 Get your oars back in the water, kid
 Says he's got a fast boat, but it's just a fairy boat it ain't to faster than a goldfish
 Says he got a big boat but it's just a fairy boat and that makes for a short, short ride