Maids When You're Young Never Wed An Old Man

Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
 He's got no faloorum, faliddle dal day
 He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding-doorum
 So maids when you're young never wed an old man
 Well an old man came courting me, hey ding-doorum dow
 An old man came courting me, me being young
 An old man came courting me, fain he would marry me
 Maids when you're young never wed an old man
 Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
 He's got no faloorum, faliddle dal day
 He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding-doorum
 So maids when you're young never wed an old man
 When we went to church, hey ding-doorum dow
 When we went to church, me being young
 When we went to church, he left me in the lurch
 Maids when you're young never wed an old man
 Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
 He's got no faloorum, faliddle dal day
 He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding-doorum
 So maids when you're young never wed an old man
 When we went to bed, hey ding-doorum dow
 When we went to bed, me being young
 When we went to bed, he lay like he was dead
 Maids when you're young never wed an old man
 Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
 He's got no faloorum, faliddle dal day
 He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding-doorum
 So maids when you're young never wed an old man
 So I threw me leg over him, hey ding-doorum dow
 I flung my leg over him, me being young
 I threw me leg over him, damn well near smullered him
 Maids when you're young never wed an old man
 Because he's got no faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
 He's got no faloorum, faliddle dal day
 He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding-doorum
 So maids when you're young never wed an old man
 When he went to sleep, hey ding-doorum dow
 When he went to sleep, me being young
 When he went to sleep, out of bed I did creep
 Into the arms of a handsome young man
 And I found his faloorum, faliddle aye oorum
 I found his faloorum, faliddle aye ay
 I found his faloorum, he got my ding-doorum
 So maids when you're young never wed an old man