Witches

You played the part of the one
 Who was taken down by gods
 All I could think about was how a guy
 Like me could fight them off
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 And when you finally submitted to embarrassing capture
 Out of the corner of my eye
 I see my children in rapture
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 One night I got up and told my father
 There were witches in my room
 He gave me a baseball bat and said
 "Here's what you do"
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 When you have finally submitted to embarrassing capture
 Take out that baseball bat
 And show those witches some pasture
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 All you guys out there
 Trying to act like Al Green
 All you guys out there
 Trying to act like Al Green, you're all weak
 'Cause when you've finally submitted to embarrassing capture
 All you guys out there
 Gonna wish you were Al Green