Own Worst Enemy

I need some fucked up stories for my biography
 Rock stars pulling up to my eulogy
 And they say, rest in peace
 To the baddest fucking bitch, that you'll ever gonna meet, yeah
 Always been a real control freak
 You will never catch me smoking weed
 Maybe I should get high?
 At least I know I tried, even if I don't like it
 I'm only getting drunk on my birthday
 Only getting high on an airplane
 The only thing I regret
 Is that I don't have enough regrets
 I can be my own worst enemy
 Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
 I'm going crazy
 'Cause I never go crazy
 I studied hard in school to always get those B's and C's
 Even though the doctor told me I got ADD
 Maybe I could change the game, get a tattoo on my face
 Wouldn't that shit look amazing?
 I'm only getting drunk on my birthday
 Only getting high on an airplane
 The only thing I regret
 Is that I don't have enough regrets
 I can be my own worst enemy
 Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
 I'm going crazy
 'Cause I never go crazy
 I can be my own worst enemy
 Why don't I just let me be?
 I'm going crazy
 'Cause I never go crazy
 You think I'm vanilla, I think I'm a killer
 I think I'm Godzilla, King Kong gorilla, ah-ooh (ah-ooh)
 You think I'm vanilla, I think I'm a killer
 I think I'm Godzilla, King Kong gorilla, ah-ooh (ah-ooh)
 I can be my own worst enemy
 Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
 I'm going crazy
 'Cause I never go crazy
 I can be my own worst enemy
 Why don't I just let me be?
 I'm going crazy
 'Cause I never go crazy
 (I am my worst enemy) I can be my own worst enemy
 (I am my worst enemy) Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
 ('Cause I'm just me) Me, me
 (I am my worst enemy) I can be my own worst enemy
 (I am my worst enemy) Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
 ('Cause I'm just me) Me, me
 Oh, just me