The Skeleton In The Closet - Single Version

Boy, don't you go in there
 Come outta there, boy
 Don't you know that house is haunted?
 There's an old deserted mansion on an old forgotten road
 Where the better ghosts and goblins always hang out
 One night they threw a party tn a manner a la mode
 And they cordially invited all the gang out
 At a dark, bewitchin' hour when the fun was loud and hearty
 A notorious wall flower became the life of the party
 Mmm, the spooks were havin' their midnight fling
 The merry makin' was in full swing
 They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance
 When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
 Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee
 A shout rang out from a big banshee
 Amazement was in every ghostly glance
 When the skeleton in the closet started to dance
 All the witches were in stitches while his steps made rhythmic thumps
 And they nearly dropped their broomsticks when he tried to do the bumps
 You never heard such unearthly laughter, such hilarious groans
 When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones