My Red Joystick

The first bite of the apple made Eve smart
 The second bite taught her how to break men's hearts
 The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff
 But she never got to the fourth bite that says "Enough's enough"
 Enough is enough, baby, I've had enough of you
 You can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels
 You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick
 All I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
 My red joystick, my red joystick
 All I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
 My red joystick, my red joystick
 All I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
 Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain
 Abraham gave up his son to keep his wife away
 And even the Lord Almighty speaking from the trenches to the pits
 Spoke for all of mankind, when he said
 "Take the Porsche, take the kids
 Take the stocks, baby, take the rugs
 Take those roses from my poor heart wilting
 But, please, please, please leave me my red joystick"
 Leave me my red joystick
 Leave me my red joystick
 Leave me my red joystick
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 Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine
 Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time
 She came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up high
 She said, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby
 Give me a piece before I die"
 Hey, Eve, take a bite of my apple, I know you think you're pretty slick
 The one thing I ask of you to leave me is my red joystick
 My red joystick, ooh, my red joystick
 All I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
 My red joystick, baby, my red joystick
 All I'm asking you to leave me is my red joystick
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 My red joystick, leave me my red joystick (my red joystick)
 (My red joystick, my red joystick) ooh, my red joystick
 Please, leave me my red joystick (my red joystick, my red joystick)
 (My red joystick, my red joystick) only my red joystick
 Please, leave me my red joystick (my red joystick, my red joystick)
 (My red joystick, my red joystick) my red joystick
 (My red joystick, my red joystick) leave me my red joystick
 My red joystick, my red joystick
 My red joystick, my red joystick