I Can't Stand It

It's hard being a man
 Living in a garbage pail
 My landlady called me up
 She tried to hit me with a mop
 I can't stand it anymore more
 I can't stand it anymore more
 I can't stand it anymore more
 But if Candy would just come back
 it'd be all right
 I live with thirteen dead cats
 A purple dog that wears spats
 They're all out livin' in the hall
 And I can't stand it anymore
 I can't stand it anymore more
 I can't stand it anymore more
 I can't stand it anymore more
 But if Candy would just come back
 it'd be all right
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 I'm tired of living all alone
 Nobody ever calls me on the phone
 But when things start getting bad
 I just play my music louder
 I can't stand it anymore more
 I can't stand it anymore more
 I can't stand it anymore more