Whoop-de-do

Fancy you showin' up at this place
 "Big Stuff" on your vanity plates
 Kissin' everybody on both of their cheeks
 Just you and what's her name
 Every woman in the room over eighteen hates her
 You gonna help her with her homework later
 Then brag to all your friends
 "Bout how you scored again
 Chorus: Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are
 Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
 Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm
 What are you tryin' to prove to who
 I said whoop-de-do
 Back when I was just fresh off the farm
 Little Miss Naive met Mr. Charm
 I froze up like a deer in the headlights
 And you knocked me off my hooves
 But it wasn't too long 'til the spell went south
 And every other word comin' out of your mouth
 Was a downright lie, but smooth.
 Chorus: Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are
 Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
 Whoop-de-do, so you got another beauty on your arm
 What are you tryin' to prove to who
 I said whoop-de-do.
 Bridge
 So this is your big plan
 A string of young pearls
 Always slippin' through your hands
 Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do
 Whoop-de-do, you ain't "all that" like you think you are
 Whoop-de-do, baby I've got news for you
 Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm
 Don't it feel like deja vu
 What are you trying to prove to who
 I said, "Whoop-de-do"
 Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do.